Porter starts...:

<Porter> Dack102: hows high school goin?
<Porter> lincoln89chip: who is this?
<Porter> Dack102: leighs friend
<Porter> Dack102: do you graduate this year?
<Porter> lincoln89chip: No.
<Porter> lincoln89chip: I'm in Leigh's class
<Porter> lincoln89chip: I'm not.
<Porter> Dack102: oh
<Porter> Dack102: heh
<Porter> Dack102: sorry man
<Porter> Dack102: are you out for baseball?
<Porter> lincoln89chip: nah, it's cool
<Porter> lincoln89chip: nah.
<Porter> Dack102: or tennis this year?
<Porter> lincoln89chip: tennis
<Porter> lincoln89chip: yes
<Porter> lincoln89chip: i like tennis
<Porter> Dack102: varsity?
<Porter> lincoln89chip: it's cool
<Porter> lincoln89chip: donno yet
<Porter> lincoln89chip: haven't tried out
<Porter> Dack102: ohhh
<Porter> lincoln89chip: tryouts were a while ago
<Porter> Dack102: yeah
<Porter> lincoln89chip: hopefully they'll still let me in though
<Porter> Dack102: so any chicks you got your eyes on?
<Porter> lincoln89chip: yeah
<Porter> lincoln89chip: what guy doesn't
<Porter> Dack102: heh, the rainbow clubs
<Porter> Dack102: anyway, when do you turn 18?
<Porter> Dack102: that's when the fun can begin
<Porter> lincoln89chip: Haha
<Porter> lincoln89chip: Haha
<Porter> lincoln89chip: Dude.
<Porter> lincoln89chip: I'm not even 15 yet

Jeramyu starts a convorsation simulataneously:

<Jeramyu> EmperorJeramyu: hey?
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: hey
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: what's going on, Jeremy?
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: How has your weekend been?
<Jeramyu> EmperorJeramyu: Very well, my aged friend
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: Aged friend? Haha.
<Jeramyu> EmperorJeramyu: 32, right?
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: That's right
<Jeramyu> EmperorJeramyu: And Jade's 12?
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: Correct.
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: Soon to be 13
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: June 3rd.
<Jeramyu> EmperorJeramyu: Ah. That's when I get out of school.
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: Same for Ian.
<Jeramyu> EmperorJeramyu: Yeah, well I think he has less exams then I do
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: True.
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: He's only in the 6th grade.
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: What grade are you in?
<Jeramyu> EmperorJeramyu: 10th
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: 9th, right?
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: Oh.
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: 10th.
<Jeramyu> EmperorJeramyu: Is jade in 5th or 6th?
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: 6th.
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: I said that just about 2 minutes ago.
<Jeramyu> EmperorJeramyu: Oh. I thought you were talking about Exiled
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: No
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: My son's name is Ian, too
<Jeramyu> EmperorJeramyu: Ah. K.

Porter goes in for the kill:

<Porter> incoln89chip: i get you
<Porter> lincoln89chip: hey bill, i'll see you later, man
<Porter> lincoln89chip: i gotta go
<Porter> Dack102: hey
<Porter> Dack102: uhm
<Porter> Dack102: i have something to admit
<Porter> lincoln89chip: What?
<Porter> Dack102: stay for a se
<Porter> Dack102: <-----------  Porter
<Porter> lincoln89chip: Go ahead
<Porter> Dack102: =-O
<Porter> Dack102: uh oh
<Porter> lincoln89chip: Ahahahaha.
<Porter> Dack102: i'll just let this one slip
<Porter> Dack102: later
<Porter> lincoln89chip: Hah.
<Porter> Dack102: and emperor jeramyu was in on it yoo
<Porter> Dack102: too*
<Porter> lincoln89chip: thought so
<Porter> lincoln89chip: so
<Porter> Dack102: so we got ya from both sides

He can't believe it (to Jeramyu):

<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: So you're in on this too, huh?
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: Dack102?

Laments...:

<Porter> lincoln89chip: when are you going to announce it to the forum?
<Porter> Dack102: never
<Porter> lincoln89chip: Why not?
<Porter> Dack102: because
<Porter> Dack102: i'm not gonna wreck you
<Porter> Dack102: i dont play that game
<Porter> lincoln89chip: Fine.
<Porter> lincoln89chip: I'm 14.
<Porter> Dack102: i figured
<Porter> lincoln89chip: I thought that saying that i was older would blend me in more
<Porter> lincoln89chip: only problem was
<Porter> lincoln89chip: i sucked at acting older
<Porter> Dack102: i get ya
<Porter> lincoln89chip: i could not take you

The whole scheme exposed:

<Jeramyu> EmperorJeramyu: I shant say a word about it. I don't have anything against you
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: why do you guys keep it to yourself
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: i mean
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: i lied to you guys
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: for months
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip: just to make people look up to me
<Jeramyu> lincoln89chip signed off at 10:10:07 PM.